...ramblings of a lost cynic...

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The time has come for Mitt Romney to prove it once and for all: Is he or is he not a unicorn?

Let me stipulate that I have no proof that Romney is a unicorn, and indeed I want to believe that he is not. But I have not seen proof of this because he has not released the original copy of his long-form birth certificate.

There are many others who feel as I do — 18,000 people to be precise. I first began to consider the possibility that Romney might be a unicorn when I heard that LeftAction, an online petition operation created by Democratic PR guy John Hlinko, was campaigning to get the Arizona secretary of state to certify that the presumptive Republican nominee is not a mythical beast before allowing his name to be on the presidential ballot.

“There has never been a conclusive DNA test proving that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn,” the group wrote last week. “And if Mitt Romney is or may be a unicorn, he is not Constitutionally qualified to be president.”

The mittromneyisaunicorn­.com campaign came about because Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett, citing allegations that the birth certificate President Obama released is a fraud, threatened to take the incumbent off the ballot….

I want to emphasize that it’s my personal opinion that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn. But if other people disagree, they are entitled to their opinions. And I think the Romney campaign needs to answer the concerns of the American people.

Some people, have pointed out things like this tapestry that really appears to be Anne Romney stroking a unicorn.

Others are concerned that if Romney is a mythical beast, he may have an anti-reality bias. The time has definitely come for the Romney campaign to provide definitive evidence that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn so the country can move on from this senseless distraction.

(Source: barticles)